SQUIRREL PIE??!!!!

i have another friend named octavia and that nut accidently shot a squirrel, i have no idea what she was doing, but anyway she killed it and her grandma was like bring it in the house anyway. so she did and her grandma just started skinning it and made a pie. ewwwww!!!! the story almost made me vomit!!! who in the world would want that? to be like yum i shole would like a squirrel pie right now. well not me. i cannot imagine anyone saying that they wanted one. but hey thats not me and i dont know what to say about that besides go for it. you know anyone besides my family because thats nasty!!!! thats just like eating frog legs. branden told me that the only part of the frog you eat is the hind legs because everything else is poisonous...why would you even eat the legs anyway if the rest of the thing is poisonous. that would make me not want that part either. cant some poison seep through and get into the legs. guess not because people still eat the legs anyway. well that must be a country thing since theyre everywhere but im not going to seriously say that because i dont know who all eats it and how they live. its still nasty tho.

ode to the jeep

well this isnt really going to seem like what i made it seem like in the title. im just going to say that i want a jeep. the only one i like is the wrangler and the liberty. everything else is too big. and i dont mean the wrangler unlimited or x or whatever it is. those are too long for my liking. they are so fine and i like pretty much any color it comes in except for red that color i just do not like. and maybe some other color i just cant think of right now. i am so in love with them. why dont i have one you ask? well because i didnt ask for my car, my momma got a new one and she gave me her old one. i like it, i always have, i just like a jeep more and when i buy my own thats what its going to be. and that isnt any time soon because the car i have now was free!!!! i dont plan on having a car note for a long time. thank you jesus. maybe when mine finally breaks down for good or i just get tired of it, she will get a new one and i can get that one and the whole process can just start all over again. i dont mind her hand me downs because theyre nice and well taken care of. i shole like that car too. shoooot im going to get that!!! lol. this didnt even end talking about the stupid jeep, i just remembered only because i looked at the title again. ok well i love jeeps. end.

please tell me why branden wants one of those little european tags so bad for the front end of his car? where is he going?! loser. but anyway it does look nice in a way but at the same time, who is going to order that for him? not me who do i look like. do i look like his momma!!! no im just joking, i know he isnt going to get it for his car himself and he shole asked me to get it for him. i told him that i would for his birthday and if i didnt say it yet well he is going to wait for a long time until he realizes it for himself. is just now may and his birthday is in november. i saw that they cost like 40 to 50 dollars which isnt alot but that could be something nice for me!!! no im not selfish im going to get it for him i guess. maybe if he doesnt get on my nerves for a week. well in that case i guess he wont get it lol. but im acting like you know who branden is...aaaahhh it doesnt matter anyway even if i told you, you still wouldnt know. if anyone else besides my teacher looks at this then you wont know who i am, i dont intend to just do this for no reason. you know this is for a grade!!! dang i just went off topic. like i was saying, he might get it and then again he might not. it depends on if he wants somthing for his computer or not. its up to him but he does have a limtit!!! i might do it because he is always buying me stuff but hey i gotta be fair and he is always spending money on me and me on him but he always spends more but its ok because i said so.

people buy some of the ugliest fabric. i dont see why people even make such ugly stuff and its always on sale because its stupid and nobody wants it and theyre just trying to get rid of it. sometimes you get a nut that buys it and loves it and its just like are you crazy or something. like colorful fuzzy like fur stuff. what in the heck are you going to do with that? i can see a teddy bear maybe but if theyre not making one is most likely some tacky pillow that will make you want to throw up. i hate seeing the stuff people buy sometimes and its always on my clothes. how is it not on them and theyre the ones who picked it up and carried it around. but its not on them but time i thouch it, its all up on me and im like dang!!! probably because i hate it and dont wanna touch it period, thats must be what it  is. but like i was saying, what can you do with something so hideously ugly that it just looks like mess slapped on ugly. that didnt make any sense but i dont care anyway. like i was saying and they do some of the ugliest stuff. i sometimes feel so sorry for little kids becasue they always get it bad because they get all the super bright colors and have the biggest ruffles and it just makes them look like theyre going to be clowns when they leave the house. poor little dummys. 

A DREAM

dont you just love looking at the clouds. i love nature because its just so beautiful. on long car rides i love to look at the clouds and the sky, i love the horizon and i love the trees and all of the grass and all of the animals you see in the country on farms and things. i love to see how when it is raining away in another area and it isnt raining where you are, and you can see the rain falling down. it was so awesome. the sky is one of the most beautiful things ever, even on a rainy day and you can see the dark clouds comming, even those are beautiful. its just something about the sky that makes you feel so good. i dont remember a time in my life where i didnt admire the sky like that. seeing a rainbow is such a wonderful thing and its so exciting. and seeing one from the beginning to end, the entire thing is even more exciting. i love it more than anything. it just sucks how homos just took something so pretty and wonderful and just destroyed it. im not saying that to make anyone angry but im sure it will but oh well. anyway i just want to say that i just wonder how a rainbow got designated to be their symbol. that sucks. back to the marvelous sky, it is so soothing on long rides. all i do is look at it and next thing you know im waking up like what happened. lol.

The Twilight Saga

i love the freakin twilight saga, i read all 4 of the books. theyre the bomb, but anyway i was thinking about how edward was created because of the influenza and you know but anyway it was the most retarded thought but i was thinking about the swine flu influenza thing going on and a thought ran through my head. it was basically what if there was another influenza then another edward would be created and the world would have something extra fine to look at again. then maybe there will be another book and another movie!!! i cannot wait for the movie new moon to come out. its going to be the shiz!!!! i am going to be one of those nerds waiting in line outside to get tickets on the first day with my two road dogs nicole and lindsey!!! we are such dorks and i know it. the lamest three you would ever meet but end up laughing anyway because what were laughing at doesnt make sense and were cackling at it!!!! at least were happy!!!! and you cant say that we arent!!! anyway we watched the movie seriously for the first two times and after that we just kept looking for the little funny stuff that you wouldnt notice. like the part where he jumps and says "as if you can outrun me!!!" his fingers look so retarded. you could tell he was all up in that line. at the end when bella was in the hospital bed she had an eye booger. then when one of jacob's friends came and was like "the cullens dont come here" he had the dumbest look on his face!!!! man twilight is the bomb!!!

HE USED TO BE SO FINE!!!

michael jackson used to be so fine!!!! i dont know what he was thinking...he claims that whatever he did wasnt for the purposes of lookin like that but you know he is lying!!! he went from looking like  a fine black man to a white woman. but im not going to lie after he started changing he was still fine. videos such as in the closet and remember the time was his finest moments i can think of now. anyway now he is one of the creepiest things you ever want to see. i dont know why but somehow he is still cute to me. i think its because i block out his most recent image and see how he used to look and all i see is fine. but as for how he looks now, ugly!!! omg you aint lyin!!! he just disappeared all of a sudden i think i heard that he went to london or somewhere. i dont know. i would get away too because everyone was talking about him nonstop. all the stuff dealing with him liking little boys and him changing into a woman. of course nobody is going to leave him alone. especially all of those mean people that dont like him and im sure there are alot of those jerks. he is still ok in my books. he was jammin and he was fine. thats all you need. now not so much.

speaking of hair...

since i am on the subject of hair. my grandma is such a traitor. let me tell you how. that heffa got a freakin perm!!! she went and got a perm after she grew out her natural hair for like a couple of months. what a bum!!!! everyone else has natural hair in the family and she is the only one who doesnt, mainly because she is lame!!!! even my best friend has it (under my influence of course) but anyway i have deemed her the traitor of all time!!!! it doesnt really matter because its her hair its just annoying to hear her say that my hair is so pretty and that she wants hers like that too and how she wishes she could. its so stupid. she claims that she couldnt do anything with it but this woman was trying to put some rollers in it like it was going to curl like that. i was like um a different texture of hair means a different way of styling woman!!! but hey its whatever you want. so she got a perm and was able to use her rollers once again and now she is happy with that unhealthy mess on her head. but hey its her hair and i love mine to be natural. and i really dont plan on having a perm or any kind of straight hair in any kind of way.  i hate having straight hair. i so dont like it. 

Blond Hair

why is it that niggas think they can have blond hair. im not saying that its something wrong with it, its just that not everyone can do it. seriously. i have seen the most hideous people with blong hair. not light brown but blonde. dont you know that lindsey want some stupid blond hair, well she used to. she would have looked a complete mess. it would have been so messed up to see her with that color slapped on her head. i have never liked seeing blonde hair on someone like that. it is so ugly. but on the right person it looks ok maybe even cute. but thats just my opinion and i dont care to tell people my opinion like that when they really like something. mostly because i like what i like and i dont care what other  people say about it. so in turn i dont expect for people to really listen to me about something like that. back to what i was originally saying. i dont care to much about blonde hair. for example there is a woman i always see with super blonde hair and she wears bright red lipstick. i know she likes it but still its ugly and i dont intend to tell her that it is or make fun of her because thats what she chooses to have. its none of my business anyway. but some people actually look cute with it tho. few people. 

the cap of doom

one day when i was at work i  saw this car drive by and then all of a sudden i saw something silver and circular roll. when it was still in motion and i had a good view of it, i saw that it was a hub cap. it was kinda funny because theyd lost it without any idea but then all of a sudden another car from the other direction came along and ran over it. the crunch sound was so loud. i know i said that it wasnt funny before but that made it extra funny because i didnt expect that. later on that night when i got off i drove past it and it was so flat. what a sight to see. 

more flu updates

ok so me and my friend kept researching that whole flu thing on the internet a little more and she told me that she read somewhere that it was dying down. i was so happy to get the news because i did start to worry about it. i also saw somewhere that even tho like 160 people had died in mexico, most of he cases in the united states didnt even really need to see a doctor. it could be taken care of without going to the hospital. it was a relief to me and i havent seen anymore updates on it and i kinda really dont wanna look because i just want to feel better and if they say that its gotten worse i am going to freakin freak out. maybe. oh well anyway i just read something else and i really dont wanna think about it because i want to have some peace of mind. anyway im sick of writing about this, bye.

DARKNESS!!!

ok my friend and his friend were out riding their bikes and these doofuses went to a freakin trail and it was pitch black and they could barely see anything but the ground as it was right under them. but anyway he said that all of a sudden something hit his friend in the face and almost knocked him off of his bike. i was already laughing at that but when he told me what it was i almost died. he said that it was a freakin bat!!!! i was like omg!!! then i thought about that for a moment and it got so funny all of a sudden. i started thinking about how dark his friend is and i could not stop laughing. i told my friend nicole and she started making jokes so telling her didnt make anything better for me. she was talking about how dark he is and that he was getting slapped with his own darkness!!! i didnt even get it at first but i didnt care because it was funny anyway. and then i said that he was so dark that it didnt see him comming. it was stupid but who cares i got all of my funnies out anyway!!! it was the best ever that night. i know it doesnt seem funny when i just say it but it was one of those you had to be there moments to really appreciate it. 

Shoelace Express

dang nicole, you cant get a car for nothing!!! that sucks, especially since you want one so bad. girl i dont know what to say about you. you better save up some money!!! youre not going to do that, youre just going to sit back and spend up every cent you get on apples and grapefruit. you always wanna use up my gas!!!! you always ask for something at the wrong time. when im bored and i want to do something youre busy but when i have homework or tired you always wanna go shopping!!!! nigga!!!!! i love you tho :) heffa!!! im so sick of you saying that you want some juice, i wish you would just get some dang!!!! oh yeah you cant cause you dont have a ride!!!!!

getting some exercise

so me and nicole know we need some exercise and this nut had this idea that instead of actually going to work out we need to take the stairs more often. i was like really thats all. you nut!!! we used to go to yoga in the morning at the payne center but that eventually got to be too much because we (mostly i) wanted to sleep more and i didnt care about it anymore. i could have cared more if it was in the afternoon but that wouldnt work either because once im out of class i am done and i dont wanna do anything else but SLEEP!!! and maybe eat some food but that usually comes later.  but thats not the point, the point is that you cannot get some exercsie just going up the stairs not even breaking a sweat. that was so stupid. i love yoga but i dont love it at 7 o' clock in the morning!!!! forget that!!! im just going to have to find some other way to get some exercise eventually. 

Grossness!!!!

well while me and my friend were on our way to walmart, there was an extremely dirty car and it was gross. it looked as tho it had a been attacked by a mud monster. it was the dirtiest thing i have ever seen. the mud was wet and i was thinking that maybe it had just happened because i doubt someone would ride around with their car looking so very nasty. i cant say anything because my car is hardly ever clean but in this case, i can say anything i want. the whole front end was covered in light brown mud and the center spot was darker brown which indicated the wetness of it in that spot. well if they were traveling i am glad that it isnt the time of year when the love bugs are just extreme because that would have been the nastiest sight to ever see. it would have been a mix of nasty and more nasty!!!! a big nature pie with flies acting as the fruits and the but being the filling. that just made me sick. i should have not thought about that. i can say at least my car is just dusty and it is to the extreme when there's pollen everywhere, i guess thats what i get for having a green car huh?

exams oh so dreadful

I am so not ready for these exams!!! i feel like my world is coming down to this one last test, i wouldnt be so worried about it if i didnt have 3 in one day. may 7, 2009 is the day that i am going to kill myself at 8 o' clock. i have three starting at 8 and i dont have have nothing but about a 10 minute break in between them. doesnt that suck nuts!!!! i am so not liking this whole thing but whatever,there's nothing i can do but do my best to study and also my best to remember everything and not freakin blank out when i am taking the stupid thing. i have a habit of doing that. i study and know everything about it,then when i get the stupid thing i seem to just forget whatever and go blank, i feel like whats the point in studying when its like i havent done anything at all. but usually i remember whatever i need to know eventually. anyway the main one im converned about is history, its my abosolute worst subject. i have a d in that class d almost a c and im glad to have that but at the same time the final can either make or break me. hopefully it can make me!!! we'll see the 7th.

PSYCHOS!!!

dont you know that my friends (nicole and lindsey) are retarded... these nuts were so excited when katy perry and travis from gym class heroes broke up. they were basically having a celebration when they found out the news about them breaking it off. it was the dumbest thing ever and acted like i was retarded when i was like so... they made it seem like something was wrong with me for not caring. sure he is fine but that doesnt make me want him to have a bad relationship for a stupid dream. nicole is always saying that he is her man and that katy is a retard. it is so stupid. but at the same time funny because it is so stupid. she went crazy for all of that time and when they finally broke up, she was so excited and said "bout time!!!" like what does that have to do with you, he still doesnt know you!!! this nut came back and said that he is finally going to return to her and everything is going to be the way it was, um everything is pretty much still the same you know with the whole not having any idea that she exists thing. but anyway now she is devastated because they got back together and are basically in love. it was so funny because she found out yesterday and they got togher or somehting like the day before that. i have no idea how she knows but hey whatever. lindsey is basically the same but not as extreme because everyone is her man. she was on a big michael phelps thing but now i think she is on to someone else. oh yeah i remember now, its the guy who plays edward from twilight. she is creepy she knows all of his info and i think one of her passwords to something is his birthday. creepy i know!!!! but hey thats lindsey and whats so sad is that if you knew her then thats all of the explanation you need. lol. 

i am so not looking forward to going home for the summer. i know i dont have anything to do and it will be a huge relief from school, i dont see anything wrong with school. in fact i like school its just that i dont feel like dealing with my momma and all of her heffaness. she acts like im not 19, the only time im almost 20 is when i do something stupid which is never but according to her its all of the time. at the same time whenever i wanna go somewhere with my two bestest nicole and lindsey im too young to be out so late. in their eyes im still 10 freakin years old!!! that is the only thing making me wanna stay at school. otherwise i dont really care. something that really bothers me is when i want a snack or something from the store and its like 9 o' clock, im ready to leave and they basically tell me that they would feel better if i stayed and try to tell me that its too late to go anywhere and try to make me stay inside. i am so sick of it, but im going to nip that in the bud because im almost 20 and i just its just annoying. 

THE FABRIC STORE

why is it that old people love to sew? i know i like to sew but seriously old people are something serious. they are so serious about making nothing!!! i know they have their reasons and its a nice hobby and you know. but really all they make are freakin baby clothes and quilts. its so stupid. i mean i dont see anything wrong with it, im sure the things i do is stupid to them but you know its just not what im used to. another thing i cannot hear enough of is pillows and junk. i like pillows especially the kind that you make yourself, it can just make the room something to look at. but at the same time its always some ugly fabric that i see them buy. one of the things that makes me so sick of working there is when they try to get mad at you for not walking them to exactly what theyre looking for. is it not enought that i showed you where it is? leave me along damnit!!! im like i do have a job and that isnt help you when i have other things to do. i have to stay at the register and they like to ask me to do something when there are other customers comming. so stupid. old geezers. one time this girl and her boo i guess came in because she was getting married and she asked me for help and so i did (only because i was able to at the moment) but anyway, she asked about some material and i pointed to the direction she needed to go and told her to take what she found to the cut table tell me why they just stood there and was looking in that direction like they were waiting for a giant arrow to all of a sudden point down to what i was talking about. well they just stood there for like ever so i finally walked over there and she was waiting on me to take it to the table for her so i said that she needed to take it and walked off. big doofus!!!! people make me so tired sometimes.

coolness

well my friend just got a new bike and he was acting like a little kid because time he got it he rode it for like a second like a big nerd. we went around looking at different ones and the prettiest one was a nice pretty metallic orange one. it is so nice. i wanted it for myself but he wanted a stupid one. i finally made him realize that it was stupid and that he should get the other one. the orange one. he finally decided to get the one that was actually nice. now he is so happy with it. like so freakin happy. with my influence he has made the right decision. i dont see anything wrong with it. oh i forgot to tell you that it is a cute little bmx bike. i so want one for myself i saw a nice dark grey one, i think i still want the orange one. who cares if we match. we wouldnt even be together so nobody would notice. like i care anyway. 

more about my troubles

Well I have an awesome update about the stupid swine crap. Well my mother just told me that it is now in Texas and the awesome news is that my sister stays in Houston. Isn’t that just peachy. I am so freakin worried because I texted her about it and she never responded. But then again, she never responds to any message that anyone sends her. The only way to get in contact with that wanch is to call, plus she was at work so nevermind that is another reason to not let it get to me. Another thing is that im pretty sure that if something was wrong, my momma would have told me something about it instead of halfway saying anything. You know what else is cool, my family didn’t even call me to tell me about the virus. They know about it but me and my roommate didn’t hear anything about anything from them. I guess we aren’t loved like they claim that we are. I don’t know what to say besides forget them heffas!!!! I don’t need them anyway, well I do to pay my tuition but still that doesn’t count. Why in the heck is robot chicken on, I hate that show!!! Its not funny. I must not hate it too bad because im still watching it and I really don’t mind if its on. Whatever. Oh the anxiety!!!!

The Freakin Flu!!!

Ok so im freakin worried about this nasty swine flu. It sucks that were so close to mexico and that it has already gotten worse which is obvious because of as of today is in New York!!!! I was thinking since it was like potential in France and since New York and France are like brother and sister then it would make sense for it to be there. It was at a university tho I think. My friend is freakin hilarious because this nut is going to take some wipes with her and it going to basically live on vitamin c. it is so funny because she has taken the word flu and ran with it. She plans to exercise too to lessen her chances of catching it. I guess it makes sense but who knows, I don’t. Whatever to make yourself feel better I guess. Well I was thinking since other sicknesses have killed people that doesn’t mean that this is the only one to really pay attention to. I mean not to act like it doesn’t care and ignore it, just not obsess over it like crazy. Yeah I’m worried but at the same time I can’t spend all of my time worrying about a flu, yeah its serious but im not that worried. The only thing im I hate is that people are nasty and they like to cough all up in your face!!!!

why!!!

this morning i finally left my room actually on time but then i figured it was going to rain because of how wet the ground looked from earlier. so i went all the way back up to my freakin room to get an umbrella and before i even got outside i saw out of the window the sun shining through like it was the end of a good rain!!!!! i was so hurt, i couldnt believe that i went all the way back up those stairs for nothing. it wasnt a big deal because it was only to the 4th floor but still. exciting news!!! i got a turtle today!!!! it is so cute. i am so excited about it but i have to work in like a minute and i have to leave which sucks!!!!! oh well its not like i get off at like 12 or anything. 

my preciousness

so my sewing machine got all stupid and i finally got a new one. SEW exciting...lol. its much more awesome than my last one. it runs so smooth and it makes the best stitches ever!!!! i just want sew all day long but its not that serious though...but i do have those days where i just cant get enough!!!! anyway enough of this for now im about to take a nap. kinda late for it but oh well it is what it is i suppose.

that ole wanch

she makes me sick. ole green self. its ok though because she is mine. ok let me give you the skinny...my car was acting like a you know what because it needed a new starter but before it got fixed it was so tiring. not knowing when that thang was going to start was so stupid. it was like she was having her period and now she on that birth control.

here she is...the ole bitch herself...not as clean though

the superbowl

i dont really care anything about the superbowl. i just know that it was an idea to write about on this damn blog...i know it is super late for this too. i didnt even know when it was to begin with so i guess my timing really doesnt matter. well to  me anyway. the superbowl has never caught my attention. one reason being that i dont particularly care for football at all. so even if i was on time with writing about it, i would still have the same thoughts on it. i dont care. usually i at least kinda know who is going to be playing but this time it just came up all of a sudden. oh well

untitled

i cant believe i forgot all about these things....my grade for this is so going to suck. maybe. not really i dont know. nevermind. i never wrote anything about the inaguration and i still dont have anything to say about it. its awesome that he won but its kinda late for me to have something to say about it right now.