SQUIRREL PIE??!!!!

i have another friend named octavia and that nut accidently shot a squirrel, i have no idea what she was doing, but anyway she killed it and her grandma was like bring it in the house anyway. so she did and her grandma just started skinning it and made a pie. ewwwww!!!! the story almost made me vomit!!! who in the world would want that? to be like yum i shole would like a squirrel pie right now. well not me. i cannot imagine anyone saying that they wanted one. but hey thats not me and i dont know what to say about that besides go for it. you know anyone besides my family because thats nasty!!!! thats just like eating frog legs. branden told me that the only part of the frog you eat is the hind legs because everything else is poisonous...why would you even eat the legs anyway if the rest of the thing is poisonous. that would make me not want that part either. cant some poison seep through and get into the legs. guess not because people still eat the legs anyway. well that must be a country thing since theyre everywhere but im not going to seriously say that because i dont know who all eats it and how they live. its still nasty tho.

ode to the jeep

well this isnt really going to seem like what i made it seem like in the title. im just going to say that i want a jeep. the only one i like is the wrangler and the liberty. everything else is too big. and i dont mean the wrangler unlimited or x or whatever it is. those are too long for my liking. they are so fine and i like pretty much any color it comes in except for red that color i just do not like. and maybe some other color i just cant think of right now. i am so in love with them. why dont i have one you ask? well because i didnt ask for my car, my momma got a new one and she gave me her old one. i like it, i always have, i just like a jeep more and when i buy my own thats what its going to be. and that isnt any time soon because the car i have now was free!!!! i dont plan on having a car note for a long time. thank you jesus. maybe when mine finally breaks down for good or i just get tired of it, she will get a new one and i can get that one and the whole process can just start all over again. i dont mind her hand me downs because theyre nice and well taken care of. i shole like that car too. shoooot im going to get that!!! lol. this didnt even end talking about the stupid jeep, i just remembered only because i looked at the title again. ok well i love jeeps. end.

please tell me why branden wants one of those little european tags so bad for the front end of his car? where is he going?! loser. but anyway it does look nice in a way but at the same time, who is going to order that for him? not me who do i look like. do i look like his momma!!! no im just joking, i know he isnt going to get it for his car himself and he shole asked me to get it for him. i told him that i would for his birthday and if i didnt say it yet well he is going to wait for a long time until he realizes it for himself. is just now may and his birthday is in november. i saw that they cost like 40 to 50 dollars which isnt alot but that could be something nice for me!!! no im not selfish im going to get it for him i guess. maybe if he doesnt get on my nerves for a week. well in that case i guess he wont get it lol. but im acting like you know who branden is...aaaahhh it doesnt matter anyway even if i told you, you still wouldnt know. if anyone else besides my teacher looks at this then you wont know who i am, i dont intend to just do this for no reason. you know this is for a grade!!! dang i just went off topic. like i was saying, he might get it and then again he might not. it depends on if he wants somthing for his computer or not. its up to him but he does have a limtit!!! i might do it because he is always buying me stuff but hey i gotta be fair and he is always spending money on me and me on him but he always spends more but its ok because i said so.

people buy some of the ugliest fabric. i dont see why people even make such ugly stuff and its always on sale because its stupid and nobody wants it and theyre just trying to get rid of it. sometimes you get a nut that buys it and loves it and its just like are you crazy or something. like colorful fuzzy like fur stuff. what in the heck are you going to do with that? i can see a teddy bear maybe but if theyre not making one is most likely some tacky pillow that will make you want to throw up. i hate seeing the stuff people buy sometimes and its always on my clothes. how is it not on them and theyre the ones who picked it up and carried it around. but its not on them but time i thouch it, its all up on me and im like dang!!! probably because i hate it and dont wanna touch it period, thats must be what it  is. but like i was saying, what can you do with something so hideously ugly that it just looks like mess slapped on ugly. that didnt make any sense but i dont care anyway. like i was saying and they do some of the ugliest stuff. i sometimes feel so sorry for little kids becasue they always get it bad because they get all the super bright colors and have the biggest ruffles and it just makes them look like theyre going to be clowns when they leave the house. poor little dummys. 

A DREAM

dont you just love looking at the clouds. i love nature because its just so beautiful. on long car rides i love to look at the clouds and the sky, i love the horizon and i love the trees and all of the grass and all of the animals you see in the country on farms and things. i love to see how when it is raining away in another area and it isnt raining where you are, and you can see the rain falling down. it was so awesome. the sky is one of the most beautiful things ever, even on a rainy day and you can see the dark clouds comming, even those are beautiful. its just something about the sky that makes you feel so good. i dont remember a time in my life where i didnt admire the sky like that. seeing a rainbow is such a wonderful thing and its so exciting. and seeing one from the beginning to end, the entire thing is even more exciting. i love it more than anything. it just sucks how homos just took something so pretty and wonderful and just destroyed it. im not saying that to make anyone angry but im sure it will but oh well. anyway i just want to say that i just wonder how a rainbow got designated to be their symbol. that sucks. back to the marvelous sky, it is so soothing on long rides. all i do is look at it and next thing you know im waking up like what happened. lol.

The Twilight Saga

i love the freakin twilight saga, i read all 4 of the books. theyre the bomb, but anyway i was thinking about how edward was created because of the influenza and you know but anyway it was the most retarded thought but i was thinking about the swine flu influenza thing going on and a thought ran through my head. it was basically what if there was another influenza then another edward would be created and the world would have something extra fine to look at again. then maybe there will be another book and another movie!!! i cannot wait for the movie new moon to come out. its going to be the shiz!!!! i am going to be one of those nerds waiting in line outside to get tickets on the first day with my two road dogs nicole and lindsey!!! we are such dorks and i know it. the lamest three you would ever meet but end up laughing anyway because what were laughing at doesnt make sense and were cackling at it!!!! at least were happy!!!! and you cant say that we arent!!! anyway we watched the movie seriously for the first two times and after that we just kept looking for the little funny stuff that you wouldnt notice. like the part where he jumps and says "as if you can outrun me!!!" his fingers look so retarded. you could tell he was all up in that line. at the end when bella was in the hospital bed she had an eye booger. then when one of jacob's friends came and was like "the cullens dont come here" he had the dumbest look on his face!!!! man twilight is the bomb!!!

HE USED TO BE SO FINE!!!

michael jackson used to be so fine!!!! i dont know what he was thinking...he claims that whatever he did wasnt for the purposes of lookin like that but you know he is lying!!! he went from looking like  a fine black man to a white woman. but im not going to lie after he started changing he was still fine. videos such as in the closet and remember the time was his finest moments i can think of now. anyway now he is one of the creepiest things you ever want to see. i dont know why but somehow he is still cute to me. i think its because i block out his most recent image and see how he used to look and all i see is fine. but as for how he looks now, ugly!!! omg you aint lyin!!! he just disappeared all of a sudden i think i heard that he went to london or somewhere. i dont know. i would get away too because everyone was talking about him nonstop. all the stuff dealing with him liking little boys and him changing into a woman. of course nobody is going to leave him alone. especially all of those mean people that dont like him and im sure there are alot of those jerks. he is still ok in my books. he was jammin and he was fine. thats all you need. now not so much.