DARKNESS!!!

ok my friend and his friend were out riding their bikes and these doofuses went to a freakin trail and it was pitch black and they could barely see anything but the ground as it was right under them. but anyway he said that all of a sudden something hit his friend in the face and almost knocked him off of his bike. i was already laughing at that but when he told me what it was i almost died. he said that it was a freakin bat!!!! i was like omg!!! then i thought about that for a moment and it got so funny all of a sudden. i started thinking about how dark his friend is and i could not stop laughing. i told my friend nicole and she started making jokes so telling her didnt make anything better for me. she was talking about how dark he is and that he was getting slapped with his own darkness!!! i didnt even get it at first but i didnt care because it was funny anyway. and then i said that he was so dark that it didnt see him comming. it was stupid but who cares i got all of my funnies out anyway!!! it was the best ever that night. i know it doesnt seem funny when i just say it but it was one of those you had to be there moments to really appreciate it.