The Twilight Saga

i love the freakin twilight saga, i read all 4 of the books. theyre the bomb, but anyway i was thinking about how edward was created because of the influenza and you know but anyway it was the most retarded thought but i was thinking about the swine flu influenza thing going on and a thought ran through my head. it was basically what if there was another influenza then another edward would be created and the world would have something extra fine to look at again. then maybe there will be another book and another movie!!! i cannot wait for the movie new moon to come out. its going to be the shiz!!!! i am going to be one of those nerds waiting in line outside to get tickets on the first day with my two road dogs nicole and lindsey!!! we are such dorks and i know it. the lamest three you would ever meet but end up laughing anyway because what were laughing at doesnt make sense and were cackling at it!!!! at least were happy!!!! and you cant say that we arent!!! anyway we watched the movie seriously for the first two times and after that we just kept looking for the little funny stuff that you wouldnt notice. like the part where he jumps and says "as if you can outrun me!!!" his fingers look so retarded. you could tell he was all up in that line. at the end when bella was in the hospital bed she had an eye booger. then when one of jacob's friends came and was like "the cullens dont come here" he had the dumbest look on his face!!!! man twilight is the bomb!!!

HE USED TO BE SO FINE!!!

michael jackson used to be so fine!!!! i dont know what he was thinking...he claims that whatever he did wasnt for the purposes of lookin like that but you know he is lying!!! he went from looking like  a fine black man to a white woman. but im not going to lie after he started changing he was still fine. videos such as in the closet and remember the time was his finest moments i can think of now. anyway now he is one of the creepiest things you ever want to see. i dont know why but somehow he is still cute to me. i think its because i block out his most recent image and see how he used to look and all i see is fine. but as for how he looks now, ugly!!! omg you aint lyin!!! he just disappeared all of a sudden i think i heard that he went to london or somewhere. i dont know. i would get away too because everyone was talking about him nonstop. all the stuff dealing with him liking little boys and him changing into a woman. of course nobody is going to leave him alone. especially all of those mean people that dont like him and im sure there are alot of those jerks. he is still ok in my books. he was jammin and he was fine. thats all you need. now not so much.

speaking of hair...

since i am on the subject of hair. my grandma is such a traitor. let me tell you how. that heffa got a freakin perm!!! she went and got a perm after she grew out her natural hair for like a couple of months. what a bum!!!! everyone else has natural hair in the family and she is the only one who doesnt, mainly because she is lame!!!! even my best friend has it (under my influence of course) but anyway i have deemed her the traitor of all time!!!! it doesnt really matter because its her hair its just annoying to hear her say that my hair is so pretty and that she wants hers like that too and how she wishes she could. its so stupid. she claims that she couldnt do anything with it but this woman was trying to put some rollers in it like it was going to curl like that. i was like um a different texture of hair means a different way of styling woman!!! but hey its whatever you want. so she got a perm and was able to use her rollers once again and now she is happy with that unhealthy mess on her head. but hey its her hair and i love mine to be natural. and i really dont plan on having a perm or any kind of straight hair in any kind of way.  i hate having straight hair. i so dont like it. 

Blond Hair

why is it that niggas think they can have blond hair. im not saying that its something wrong with it, its just that not everyone can do it. seriously. i have seen the most hideous people with blong hair. not light brown but blonde. dont you know that lindsey want some stupid blond hair, well she used to. she would have looked a complete mess. it would have been so messed up to see her with that color slapped on her head. i have never liked seeing blonde hair on someone like that. it is so ugly. but on the right person it looks ok maybe even cute. but thats just my opinion and i dont care to tell people my opinion like that when they really like something. mostly because i like what i like and i dont care what other  people say about it. so in turn i dont expect for people to really listen to me about something like that. back to what i was originally saying. i dont care to much about blonde hair. for example there is a woman i always see with super blonde hair and she wears bright red lipstick. i know she likes it but still its ugly and i dont intend to tell her that it is or make fun of her because thats what she chooses to have. its none of my business anyway. but some people actually look cute with it tho. few people. 

the cap of doom

one day when i was at work i  saw this car drive by and then all of a sudden i saw something silver and circular roll. when it was still in motion and i had a good view of it, i saw that it was a hub cap. it was kinda funny because theyd lost it without any idea but then all of a sudden another car from the other direction came along and ran over it. the crunch sound was so loud. i know i said that it wasnt funny before but that made it extra funny because i didnt expect that. later on that night when i got off i drove past it and it was so flat. what a sight to see. 

more flu updates

ok so me and my friend kept researching that whole flu thing on the internet a little more and she told me that she read somewhere that it was dying down. i was so happy to get the news because i did start to worry about it. i also saw somewhere that even tho like 160 people had died in mexico, most of he cases in the united states didnt even really need to see a doctor. it could be taken care of without going to the hospital. it was a relief to me and i havent seen anymore updates on it and i kinda really dont wanna look because i just want to feel better and if they say that its gotten worse i am going to freakin freak out. maybe. oh well anyway i just read something else and i really dont wanna think about it because i want to have some peace of mind. anyway im sick of writing about this, bye.

DARKNESS!!!

ok my friend and his friend were out riding their bikes and these doofuses went to a freakin trail and it was pitch black and they could barely see anything but the ground as it was right under them. but anyway he said that all of a sudden something hit his friend in the face and almost knocked him off of his bike. i was already laughing at that but when he told me what it was i almost died. he said that it was a freakin bat!!!! i was like omg!!! then i thought about that for a moment and it got so funny all of a sudden. i started thinking about how dark his friend is and i could not stop laughing. i told my friend nicole and she started making jokes so telling her didnt make anything better for me. she was talking about how dark he is and that he was getting slapped with his own darkness!!! i didnt even get it at first but i didnt care because it was funny anyway. and then i said that he was so dark that it didnt see him comming. it was stupid but who cares i got all of my funnies out anyway!!! it was the best ever that night. i know it doesnt seem funny when i just say it but it was one of those you had to be there moments to really appreciate it.