Blond Hair

why is it that niggas think they can have blond hair. im not saying that its something wrong with it, its just that not everyone can do it. seriously. i have seen the most hideous people with blong hair. not light brown but blonde. dont you know that lindsey want some stupid blond hair, well she used to. she would have looked a complete mess. it would have been so messed up to see her with that color slapped on her head. i have never liked seeing blonde hair on someone like that. it is so ugly. but on the right person it looks ok maybe even cute. but thats just my opinion and i dont care to tell people my opinion like that when they really like something. mostly because i like what i like and i dont care what other  people say about it. so in turn i dont expect for people to really listen to me about something like that. back to what i was originally saying. i dont care to much about blonde hair. for example there is a woman i always see with super blonde hair and she wears bright red lipstick. i know she likes it but still its ugly and i dont intend to tell her that it is or make fun of her because thats what she chooses to have. its none of my business anyway. but some people actually look cute with it tho. few people. 

the cap of doom

one day when i was at work i  saw this car drive by and then all of a sudden i saw something silver and circular roll. when it was still in motion and i had a good view of it, i saw that it was a hub cap. it was kinda funny because theyd lost it without any idea but then all of a sudden another car from the other direction came along and ran over it. the crunch sound was so loud. i know i said that it wasnt funny before but that made it extra funny because i didnt expect that. later on that night when i got off i drove past it and it was so flat. what a sight to see. 

more flu updates

ok so me and my friend kept researching that whole flu thing on the internet a little more and she told me that she read somewhere that it was dying down. i was so happy to get the news because i did start to worry about it. i also saw somewhere that even tho like 160 people had died in mexico, most of he cases in the united states didnt even really need to see a doctor. it could be taken care of without going to the hospital. it was a relief to me and i havent seen anymore updates on it and i kinda really dont wanna look because i just want to feel better and if they say that its gotten worse i am going to freakin freak out. maybe. oh well anyway i just read something else and i really dont wanna think about it because i want to have some peace of mind. anyway im sick of writing about this, bye.

DARKNESS!!!

ok my friend and his friend were out riding their bikes and these doofuses went to a freakin trail and it was pitch black and they could barely see anything but the ground as it was right under them. but anyway he said that all of a sudden something hit his friend in the face and almost knocked him off of his bike. i was already laughing at that but when he told me what it was i almost died. he said that it was a freakin bat!!!! i was like omg!!! then i thought about that for a moment and it got so funny all of a sudden. i started thinking about how dark his friend is and i could not stop laughing. i told my friend nicole and she started making jokes so telling her didnt make anything better for me. she was talking about how dark he is and that he was getting slapped with his own darkness!!! i didnt even get it at first but i didnt care because it was funny anyway. and then i said that he was so dark that it didnt see him comming. it was stupid but who cares i got all of my funnies out anyway!!! it was the best ever that night. i know it doesnt seem funny when i just say it but it was one of those you had to be there moments to really appreciate it. 

Shoelace Express

dang nicole, you cant get a car for nothing!!! that sucks, especially since you want one so bad. girl i dont know what to say about you. you better save up some money!!! youre not going to do that, youre just going to sit back and spend up every cent you get on apples and grapefruit. you always wanna use up my gas!!!! you always ask for something at the wrong time. when im bored and i want to do something youre busy but when i have homework or tired you always wanna go shopping!!!! nigga!!!!! i love you tho :) heffa!!! im so sick of you saying that you want some juice, i wish you would just get some dang!!!! oh yeah you cant cause you dont have a ride!!!!!

getting some exercise

so me and nicole know we need some exercise and this nut had this idea that instead of actually going to work out we need to take the stairs more often. i was like really thats all. you nut!!! we used to go to yoga in the morning at the payne center but that eventually got to be too much because we (mostly i) wanted to sleep more and i didnt care about it anymore. i could have cared more if it was in the afternoon but that wouldnt work either because once im out of class i am done and i dont wanna do anything else but SLEEP!!! and maybe eat some food but that usually comes later.  but thats not the point, the point is that you cannot get some exercsie just going up the stairs not even breaking a sweat. that was so stupid. i love yoga but i dont love it at 7 o' clock in the morning!!!! forget that!!! im just going to have to find some other way to get some exercise eventually. 

Grossness!!!!

well while me and my friend were on our way to walmart, there was an extremely dirty car and it was gross. it looked as tho it had a been attacked by a mud monster. it was the dirtiest thing i have ever seen. the mud was wet and i was thinking that maybe it had just happened because i doubt someone would ride around with their car looking so very nasty. i cant say anything because my car is hardly ever clean but in this case, i can say anything i want. the whole front end was covered in light brown mud and the center spot was darker brown which indicated the wetness of it in that spot. well if they were traveling i am glad that it isnt the time of year when the love bugs are just extreme because that would have been the nastiest sight to ever see. it would have been a mix of nasty and more nasty!!!! a big nature pie with flies acting as the fruits and the but being the filling. that just made me sick. i should have not thought about that. i can say at least my car is just dusty and it is to the extreme when there's pollen everywhere, i guess thats what i get for having a green car huh?